Crap Game

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  1. Crap Game added a post in a topic Ya no wut makes me sick?   

    I'll give you 50 bucks if you carry the .30 cal.
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  2. Crap Game added a post in a topic Atta Boy for the   

    Moeller High won the State Championship last Saturday night, ending a 27 year drought for the Crusaders, whose last state championship was way back in 1985. It was their 8th state championship in 12 tries.

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  3. Crap Game added a post in a topic NYPD Officer Buys Homeless Man Shoes   

    And now for the rest of the story !

    Be careful what you wish for
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  4. Crap Game added a post in a topic 2011 Reds   

    A 7-run sixth inning saved the day for our Redlegs in their game against the Cubbies yesterday. Zambo was mowing them down, Reds only had one hit with one out in the 6th, when Stubby smoked a screamer off the 3rd baesman's glove, and the rout was on.

    And the bullpen (sans Aroldis) was nails.
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  5. Crap Game added a post in a topic Gun Carry Laws   

    "An armed society is a polite society".

    Nuff said.
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  6. Crap Game added a post in a topic Indiana Supreme Court:   

    We agree on this one, bb.

    Funny that 3 out of 5 lawyers think your best remedy is "Take it to court".

    I can only hope that the cops break into the homes of these three knuckleheads, and then we'll get to see how they like it.
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  7. Crap Game added a post in a topic bin Laden   

    There's a problem with your "bin dead ten years" theory, busy.

    Why would Georgie Bush let Osama have the credit ? Oops, I meant Obama. And, why didn't he spill the beans when the press was pounding him 24/7 for 8 years ?

    And, if your idea that it's to keep us all scardey-cat like Loon's pic, why did they tell us now ? Are they done scaring us ? They could have just dumped the body way back when, and never told you a damn thing.
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  8. Crap Game added a post in a topic Jesse Ventura for (Vice-)President 2012?   

    Jesse Ventura ? ? ? ?

    Really ? ? ?

    This thread should be under the "Jokes" section. And a bad one, at that.

    Hey bb, your last nine threads have garnered 10 replies, total, and a few of those were you replying. Nice work, chum.
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  9. Crap Game added a post in a topic Terror Threat Levels   

    Thanks, busy - I really feel like a winner whuppin on you

    Most of the replies to your threads are from you as well, so we're even on that point. .
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  10. Crap Game added a post in a topic favorite one liner in a song   

    She gets all excited
    when I whip out my big ten inch
    record of the band that plays the blues
    the band that plays the blues
    she just loves my big ten inch
    record of the rhythm and blues

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  11. Crap Game added a post in a topic Mike Brown still refuses deal on Palmer   

    The reason that Mikey won't trade him is that nobody wants him.

    Look around the league - every team has a number 2 that's better than Palmer, some have a better #3. I say good riddance, and take your lameass little brother with you.
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  12. Crap Game added a post in a topic Terror Threat Levels   

    Thanks, whizzybuddy - it's nice to see that you can admit to being bested by a superior intellect !
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  13. Crap Game added a post in a topic Shame Upon Schools   

    Yeah, St. X. does not suffer fools well.....
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  14. Crap Game added a post in a topic Shame Upon Schools   

    Why would you want to be in a conference that doesn't want you ?
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  15. Crap Game added a post in a topic Terror Threat Levels   

    Actually, I just wanted to see if I could start a thread that gets more replies than all four of busybody's from yesterday.


    Recent Reactions to Terrorism Threats

    The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross."

    The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out.

    Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.

    The Scots have raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get the Bastards." They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.

    The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.

    Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."

    The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbor" and "Lose."

    Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels .

    The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

    Australia , meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be alright, Mate." Two more escalation levels remain: "Crikey! I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!" and "The barbie is canceled." So far no situation has ever warranted use of the final escalation level.

    -- John Cleese - British writer, actor and tall person
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