Blight Reporter

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  • Birthday 03/01/73

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  • Interests Keepin' it real! Playin' haters and supplying all with truth and justice. You're Welcome!

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  1. Blight Reporter added a post in a topic Communication - WW Schools Strengthening Student eEucational Outcomes   

    In other news, I'm against landmines. That's about all this article is worth.
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  2. Blight Reporter added a post in a topic Bowling Alley   

    They are overhauling it for the Penny Arcade that is to arrive there in mid July. Should be a good time. The Clowncil of Greenhillian-billies gave a special variance for indoor smoking and random buffoonery. As part of the variance, the skateboard park is now allowed to serve alcohol as was proposed by Christine several years ago. Michelob Ultra and Rolling Rock are the featured taps.
    After fighting the Clowncil for nearly two weeks, Ligorio Loonie finally won the battle of being allowed to dance in an over-sized birdcage during operating hours. 
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  3. Blight Reporter added a post in a topic Bengals 2016   

    Decent post, Pele'.
    Pitchers and catchers report soon. The Deds will be in the basement again this year. They'll finish right with the Toledo Mudhens.
    No one should be surprised with the lack of foolishness by some of the Bengals players. Those guys are thugs: Burfict, Kirkpatrick, Adam Jones, & Williams.
    However, I'd like to be Burfict's PT and OT once he's done with his NFL career (which at his rate of concussion is about 2 more seasons). It will be a full time job keeping him walking and moving. Big money!
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  4. Blight Reporter added a post in a topic Light-up Greenhills Fri. Dec. 2   

    Wow....
    So glad to read this. From the title of the thread I thought there was a "Legalize Marijuana" Rally going on for that date. And, I'm late to see this. So, I would've missed out anyhow.
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  5. Blight Reporter added a post in a topic Grass Mowing   

    Listen here, Norwhal! The only phony on here is YOU!
    My work is done with precision matched only by the workmanship that goes into building a Greubel Forsey Invention Piece 2 Quadruple Tourbillon.
    Toilet paper is used only for the careful carrying out of the first rose from of its bedding. Once a rose is removed it cannot never be replaced.
    I don't blow snow, though. I have a big unit that removes debris from hardened surfaces. Most of the elderly have these types of surfaces during winter because they don't regularly get plowed. Therefore, the big unit has to come out to clean up. 
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  6. Blight Reporter added a post in a topic Lincoln's Address   

    413 S. 8th St., Springfield, IL 62703.
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  7. Blight Reporter added a post in a topic Grass Mowing   

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  8. Blight Reporter added a post in a topic Yea New restrooms   

    Dude! What in the heck are you talking about?
    Have you been reading Andy Capp recently or something? Are you building a restroom or something at your house?
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  9. Blight Reporter added a post in a topic Grass Mowing   

    Elephant Ear,
    My mother was instrumental in teaching me the technique after my father had left us to fend for ourselves. My father had learned it from his mother and so landscaping traditions have been passed down throughout our family history.
    But, to your point: I had already treated your wife's lawn with this Brazilian style. Perhaps, you've been paying attention only to the backyard. I would suggest you enter from the front door and let me know what you think once you've got a good eye on my work.
    I will gladly accept payment through Paypal.
    I had forgotten to mention to list some of my longstanding clients:
    Bronze Members:
    John Merrick
    Mechanic
    Lord Voldemort
    Silver Members:
    Greenie
    Suprtech69
    Cicero
     
    Platinum Members:
    Saunie
    Preachan
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  10. Blight Reporter added a post in a topic Grass Mowing   

    LAST CALL of the Season to all housewives:
    I will be coming around today to mow lawns if you need yours mowed. I'm also feeling nice today so if your lawn needs groomed I can do that as well while I'm mowing it.
    Just hang a red scarf on your front door knob.
     
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  11. Blight Reporter added a post in a topic Why is the Greenhills library branch closed?   

    I bet you a box of Twinkies it ain't coming back for exactly one of the reasons you've stated. After the repairs have been completed the owner of the shopping center will claim that the space is now worth more because of the renovation and want more $$$.
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  12. Blight Reporter added a post in a topic Tenants Leaving Shopping Center   

    That wasn't very nice.
    Phro, you are hilarious.
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  13. Blight Reporter added a post in a topic Tenants Leaving Shopping Center   

    Butt Shack guy is already OK with the City of Fairfield for liquor licensing.
    The new landlord of the shopping center is following the same footsteps as the previous owner. New does not = better.
    The Library is not returning to the shopping center. I've substantiated it.
    You're Welcome!
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  14. Blight Reporter added a post in a topic Tenants Leaving Shopping Center   

    Are you picking a fight on here, Uncle Grandpa!?
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  15. Blight Reporter added a post in a topic Walking Trails Still not Marked after 6 years   

    This one is posted on the corner of Jennings.

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