Blight Reporter

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About Blight Reporter

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  • Birthday 03/01/73

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  • Location Earth - sometimes
  • Interests Keepin' it real! Playin' haters and supplying all with truth and justice. You're Welcome!

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  1. Blight Reporter added a post in a topic Bengals 2016   

    Decent post, Pele'.
    Pitchers and catchers report soon. The Deds will be in the basement again this year. They'll finish right with the Toledo Mudhens.
    No one should be surprised with the lack of foolishness by some of the Bengals players. Those guys are thugs: Burfict, Kirkpatrick, Adam Jones, & Williams.
    However, I'd like to be Burfict's PT and OT once he's done with his NFL career (which at his rate of concussion is about 2 more seasons). It will be a full time job keeping him walking and moving. Big money!
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  2. Blight Reporter added a post in a topic Light-up Greenhills Fri. Dec. 2   

    Wow....
    So glad to read this. From the title of the thread I thought there was a "Legalize Marijuana" Rally going on for that date. And, I'm late to see this. So, I would've missed out anyhow.
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  3. Blight Reporter added a post in a topic Grass Mowing   

    Listen here, Norwhal! The only phony on here is YOU!
    My work is done with precision matched only by the workmanship that goes into building a Greubel Forsey Invention Piece 2 Quadruple Tourbillon.
    Toilet paper is used only for the careful carrying out of the first rose from of its bedding. Once a rose is removed it cannot never be replaced.
    I don't blow snow, though. I have a big unit that removes debris from hardened surfaces. Most of the elderly have these types of surfaces during winter because they don't regularly get plowed. Therefore, the big unit has to come out to clean up. 
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  4. Blight Reporter added a post in a topic Lincoln's Address   

    413 S. 8th St., Springfield, IL 62703.
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  5. Blight Reporter added a post in a topic Grass Mowing   

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  6. Blight Reporter added a post in a topic Yea New restrooms   

    Dude! What in the heck are you talking about?
    Have you been reading Andy Capp recently or something? Are you building a restroom or something at your house?
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  7. Blight Reporter added a post in a topic Grass Mowing   

    Elephant Ear,
    My mother was instrumental in teaching me the technique after my father had left us to fend for ourselves. My father had learned it from his mother and so landscaping traditions have been passed down throughout our family history.
    But, to your point: I had already treated your wife's lawn with this Brazilian style. Perhaps, you've been paying attention only to the backyard. I would suggest you enter from the front door and let me know what you think once you've got a good eye on my work.
    I will gladly accept payment through Paypal.
    I had forgotten to mention to list some of my longstanding clients:
    Bronze Members:
    John Merrick
    Mechanic
    Lord Voldemort
    Silver Members:
    Greenie
    Suprtech69
    Cicero
     
    Platinum Members:
    Saunie
    Preachan
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  8. Blight Reporter added a post in a topic Grass Mowing   

    LAST CALL of the Season to all housewives:
    I will be coming around today to mow lawns if you need yours mowed. I'm also feeling nice today so if your lawn needs groomed I can do that as well while I'm mowing it.
    Just hang a red scarf on your front door knob.
     
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  9. Blight Reporter added a post in a topic Why is the Greenhills library branch closed?   

    I bet you a box of Twinkies it ain't coming back for exactly one of the reasons you've stated. After the repairs have been completed the owner of the shopping center will claim that the space is now worth more because of the renovation and want more $$$.
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  10. Blight Reporter added a post in a topic Tenants Leaving Shopping Center   

    That wasn't very nice.
    Phro, you are hilarious.
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  11. Blight Reporter added a post in a topic Tenants Leaving Shopping Center   

    Butt Shack guy is already OK with the City of Fairfield for liquor licensing.
    The new landlord of the shopping center is following the same footsteps as the previous owner. New does not = better.
    The Library is not returning to the shopping center. I've substantiated it.
    You're Welcome!
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  12. Blight Reporter added a post in a topic Tenants Leaving Shopping Center   

    Are you picking a fight on here, Uncle Grandpa!?
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  13. Blight Reporter added a post in a topic Walking Trails Still not Marked after 6 years   

    This one is posted on the corner of Jennings.

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  14. Blight Reporter added a post in a topic Bond Issue - A Better Deal?   

    Just having fun, Sissy-Ro.
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  15. Blight Reporter added a post in a topic Blighty's Daily Post of Thoughts   

    I just had lunch with Edge today. If you've never had the pleasure of dining with this Beast then let me break it down for you.
    He doesn't use silverware. His hoof-like hands double as a spoon and fork.
    He doesn't use napkins - just the sleeves of other people sitting around him.
    He complains when he spills things on him. He doesn't wear a shirt or a bib.
    The teddy bear he brought with him is named Clarence. Apparently, Clarence, likes soup. Clarence doesn't know how to swallow. Nor does Clarence have a mouth that opens.
    Clarence's face is mostly covered in Tomato Soup with a hint of Minestrone.
    He likes to eat with his mouth open. Edge's tongue only moves towards the front and back of his mouth. Not side to side. Nor round and round.
    His plate fills up by half with the food that he just put in his mouth (See above).
    He always carry's a picture of his hamster. His hamster's name is Clarence II.
    Clarence II's picture has soup stains on it.
    He remembers being a child living in the Northern Woods of Quebec. Edge is allergic to pine trees and the claws of Brown Bears.
    His favorite food is soup. Edge's tongue only moves towards the front and back of his mouth. Not side to side. Nor round and round.
    He knew how to drive at one time. His mother was mysteriously ran over by a car.
    He and his father rode bikes together when he grew up. His father no longer rides bikes. His father was killed while riding a tandem bicycle in a Brown Bear exhibit.
    He survived a Brown Bear attack at age 10.
    I learned to stay away from Edge while he was eating. Edge's tongue only moves towards the front and back of his mouth. Not side to side. Nor round and round.
     
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