Mosel Wines

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There seems to be a resurgence of wine bars in the region as well as wine dispensers.

For those who might want a different taste, I suggest the Mosel wines that come from the area around Heidelberg in Germany. The Mosel and Nektar rivers in the region, along with the soil produce some great wines.

The "Auslese" and "Spatelese" wines that are produced from grapes that are picked later in the season are really great. The later the grapes are picked, the more sugar content there is in the grape.

Mosel wines should not be confused with the more familiar Rhine Wines that come from grapes grown further up the Rhine River.

For those who like a sparkling wine, try the Deutches Sect, a type of Champaign that is produced in southern Germany might surprise you.

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Mosel Wines, AP Report (for immediate distribution)

Mosel is reeling after reports of an explosion that took place last night outside of its entertainment area. Three people were injured and seven others were reportedly too drunk to aid first responders on the scene.

After closer investigation, one camera which was located just to the side of the affected area clearly showed an explosion inside one of the many wine tents. What was seen coming out of that tent had several patrons running for their lives. One projectile, then several more jettisoned from the nearby tent striking several people seated outside. Screams could be heard up to 100 ft. away. One lady, name unknown, seated outside was struck abruptly on the back of the head and was taken to the hospital with cork damage to the $500.00 weave in her hair she had just had done earlier in the afternoon. Another injured female was found laying face down crying hysterically after her $2700.00 Dolce and Gabbana night gown was tainted with a 2012 Pinot Noir. The last victim was at first pronounced DOA, but was later revived after being served a glass of Chateau Margaux. She later complained to First Responders that "the help" had touched her and will be filing a lawsuit at a later time.

Mosel Wines director, Pepe Long-Stockings, told reporters that they fully intend to re-open their serving tents by the end of the day today.

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Patrons of Mosel Wine bar are welcome to attend the Tikrit Wine Bar and Gardens until Mosel gets back on their feet.  The 'hanging" gardens will be in full bloom soon.  Don't forget that Wednesdays are free admission for any Zionist!

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