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It's been my experience that people with more than one stuffed animal in the back window or trunk deck are the most annoying people to follow. They end up driving 5-10 mph under the speed limit and have no idea where they're going.

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aaaaaah WTF

STEP AWAY FROM THE BONG!

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Irregardless -

Irregardless of how you use this word, it ISN'T a word! Stop using it!

Funny....Merriam-Webster has it listed on their site.

http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/irregardless

irregardless

One entry found for irregardless.

Main Entry: ir·re·gard·less

Pronunciation: "ir-i-'gärd-l&s

Function: adverb

Etymology: probably blend of irrespective and regardless

nonstandard : REGARDLESS

usage Irregardless originated in dialectal American speech in the early 20th century. Its fairly widespread use in speech called it to the attention of usage commentators as early as 1927. The most frequently repeated remark about it is that "there is no such word." There is such a word, however. It is still used primarily in speech, although it can be found from time to time in edited prose. Its reputation has not risen over the years, and it is still a long way from general acceptance. Use regardless instead.

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thats my mom & dad you clown!

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ya know thats funny stuff ... you craaazy man. wink.gif

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Wow, government intervention knows no bounds!

Where is the PAYLAKE?

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The Monthly Herald

It's a BLESSING

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And when the "Shadows" stir and the winds blow to drive you indoors, a home game gives you the answers to the riddles of life or are they more questions???

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Welcome to the Andwan Legacy for OSRICâ„¢. This is an old-school fantasy adventure giving you also the look and feel of past days fantasy gaming.

This is a generic adventure set in a small town. It can be inserted easily into any world. The adventure is designed for a party of four to five adventurers of levels 4-5, but it can be scaled easily by modifying the number of creatures. Some magical items may also be helpful. The adventure involves role-playing opportunities and fighting action, so the referee must read the whole text in order to familiarize him or herself with the various characters.

If this weren't the truth, I would laugh.

Whom shall it be.....as I remain the 50,000th

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How did I not see the first edition of this? These are outstanding!

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Funny, three of those folks (that I know) mentioned as having "nothing" to do telecommute for a living. You're just jealous we don't have bosses breathing down our necks while we are being unproductive as hell on here. laugh.gif

How's that for a useless comment? cool.gif

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GH Journal, look out. You have some serious competition on your hands.

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RE: Reasons for throwing in the towel...

Actually I do know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop. My friends and I accepted the "owl" challenge over 35 years ago during lunch at our elementary school. It took us a little over two weeks to complete the task.

The results have been in for over 35 years...any guesses?

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how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

I dont need to know cause I know they could eat you in 20 minutes

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Hay, here's one for you Christine. Buy a "Bit-O-Honey" candy bar put the whole thing in your mouth and count how many chews you can get before it totally dissolves

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Hay,  here's one for you Christine.  Buy a "Bit-O-Honey" candy bar put the whole thing in your mouth and count how many chews you can get before it totally dissolves

I'm on it...next stop Ameristop. I hope they're fat free.

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I'm on it...next stop Ameristop. I hope they're fat free.

Don't do it, it's a trick !!!

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I hope they're fat free.

Well if that's the case then they will be the last to get eaten

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Wait a minute..... FATFREE? Hahaha somebody is finally listening to me

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What topic?

Oh yeah, sorry about your marital life experiences. I always thought it was payday

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Let's stay on topic, please.

You started it.

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RE: Reasons for throwing in the towel...

Actually I do know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop. My friends and I accepted the "owl" challenge over 35 years ago during lunch at our elementary school. It took us a little over two weeks to complete the task.

The results have been in for over 35 years...any guesses?

27,943?

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Post of Thoughts, and Daily Reflection

If that is indeed the topic, I would have to conclude that everything here qualifies as "on Topic"

elementary my dear blighty

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Those are completely inaccurate, it is much higher than that. My theory is the people in the study actually sucked on the tootsieroll pop. One must duplicate the "owl" lick as demonstrated on the commercial.

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Mr. Reporter, Can you print your report any larger?? These tired ole eyes can't read that small print!! wink.gif

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