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Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing, and concludes by

saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident"

"Oh No", the President exclaims. "That's terrible".

His staff sit there, stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President slumps, head in hands. Finally the President looks up and asks...

"How many is a Brazillion?"

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haha! That is funny laugh.giflaugh.gif

President Bush was visiting a school. The children were in the middle of a

discussion relating to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the

President if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy'.

So the illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a tragedy.

One boy stood up and offered, "If my best friend who lives on a farm is

playing in the field and a tractor runs over him that would be a tragedy".

"No", said Bush, "that would be an accident".

A girl raised her hand, "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a

cliff, that would be a tragedy'.

"No", said Bush, "that would be a great loss".

The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Bush searched

the room, "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a


Finally, at the back of the room little Johnny raised his hand,

"If Airforce One carrying you and Mrs. Bush was struck by a 'friendly

fire' missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy".

"Fantastic!" exclaimed Bush, "that's right. And can you tell me why that

would be a tragedy?"

"Well", says little Johnny. "It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly

wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be an accident either".

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Posted (edited) · Report post

Yer goin' ta hell fer that one, Unc.

But, it was kinda funny.


Edited by Cuzzin

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